A drunken Texan man tried unsuccessfully to approach Lars Ulrich while allegedly exposing himself in a failed attempt to urinate on the rock star.

According to The Daily Cougar writer Jason Gagnon, the man in question, a visibly wasted local rocker by the name of Bill Fool, noticed Ulrich sitting in a corner of the Jet Lounge last Friday, January 20. Gagnon writes:

\"After some recon work, it turns out [Lars] was in town for the Basquiat exhibit since he owns some of the paintings on display. So, in a moment of divine inspiration, Bill found someone with a camera, walked over to the rock star\'s table, exposes himself but is unfortunately thrust out of the venue before he could even squeeze out a drop.\"

Fortunately for Ulrich, someone saw Bill walking close to Lars with his \"unleashed genitalia\", and Bill was instantly out the door.